Saturday, 03 March 2007

Wanna "B" My Friend?

Yes, I am old (older than dirt, according to some) and therefore old fashioned in my ways.

If you want me to befriend you on Messenger, you stand a better chance if:
a) Your id and display name do not include "gurl" or "boi" or any variation that contains one or more repetitions of any of those letters
b) Your id, display name and interests do not indicate you have lost your mind
c) You do not type like a teenybopper
d) Your age, if shown, is over 19 and less than double digits

Examples, for clarification:
a) "Gurl" and "boi" (and "gurrrrl" and "boiiiii" etc.). Learn to spell, stupid
b) "High all the time", "bdsm", "swinger", "unemployed for life." You need help, and I am not qualified to provide that
   "Rescued genius". Probably not
   "Keg", "Beer", "King". Get a life
c) "iLuv2", "CuSoon" and "OIC". Use the space bar, stupid
   "Weekend was great, I met some of J's friends, they like emo too, things seem to be ok…can't get enough of J…gotta get to walmart today, but what the hey, is all good". Learn punctuation, stupid
   "MMMM, LUV J (hahaha) LOL MMM GOOD (hahaha)". For the love of gord
d) A 14 year old who does not share my DNA has nothing in common with me.
   A 255 year old should be writing to Guinness Records, not to me. 

Mood Swing Rating - Very amused (and mildly disgusted): 19,255 Peeves

Monday, 12 June 2006

A Little Technorati

Technorati Profile

Sunday, 02 October 2005

Extending the Urban Luv

If money were no object, what would you be doing with your life?       - If I had absolutely no money, I would be homeless and hungry. If I had money, the Liberals would take it from me, so I would soon be homeless and hungry.

Money is just that – an object, so why aren't you doing it?       - I don't do money.

What's better: horses or cows?       - Horses. I'm a lactose-intolerant vegetarian Taoist.

What do you think the secret to happiness is?       - Oh, I know the secret to happiness. It is, however, a secret.

When was the last time you had a dream that you either remember well or did not want to awake from?       - I have an amazing memory so what was the question?

When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?       - Rich, and dead at 40.

Complete this statement: Love is …       - That is a complete statement: Love is.

Can you tell a good story? (write one!)       - Have you read my blog?

Can you remember your last daydream?       - I don't do daydreams.

If you were to thank someone today, who would you thank?       - Pierre Trudeau, for remaining dead, although his spirit lives on in far too many ways.

Tag, you're it: The Great White Hunter       - (I'll tag others as the shit mood hits the fan.)

Mood Swing Rating - Amused: 99.9 cents per litre Peeves

Tuesday, 20 September 2005

PA System

Why do people need to sign up to read a post? Do I have to prove I'm an Albertan to read it?

Update: What kind of people COMMENT on posts without READING the posts?

Mood Swing Rating - Mildly annoyed: 3 Peeves

Sunday, 11 September 2005

The Great Canadian Blog Survey

Go here: http://www.grandinite.com/2005/09/09/take-the-great-canadian-blog-survey/

Have fun.

Tuesday, 26 July 2005

Nanny Knows

Some day I shall arrive home from work awake enough to realign the planets.

No, wait, I mean, to update my linkages. Until then, may I extol the virtues of Nanny Knows Best? Here is a poignant piece about the dangers of personal initiatives. Here is an interesting piece here about the dangers of water, similar to the recent cries of water dangers in Canada.

Fine, the entire site is a great read. Go and enjoy.

Mood Swing Rating - Very British: 8.2 Petunia Peeves

Saturday, 23 July 2005

Four Easy Steps

Jamie at Crittermusings inspired me to release these:

Runjpg

Hidepoliticiansjpg

Surrenderjpg_1

Collaboratejpg

Copy and use as you see fit.

Jamie. Dude. Email me: stupidangrycanajun at yahoo dot ca

Mood Swing Rating - Very Advised: 4 Peeves

Saturday, 16 July 2005

Creeps

Just a little creepy. People find this blog when searching for:
  • "Chrétien songs in tamil"
  • "burp on command"
  • "quiznos ad fart"
  • "Richard Hatch naked"

    Now that you mention it, I'd like to get the lyrics for some Chrétien songs in Tamil from a Quizno's ad where Richard Hatch burps on command. But no farts. And definitely not naked.

    Mood Swing Rating - Mildly amused: 49 Peeves

  • Tuesday, 12 July 2005

    Are The Gloves Off Yet?

    My fellow Albertan insulted me. Which, you know, is part of the fun. All good fun, until someone loses an argument. Then it becomes politics. Heh.

    The author (translator, writer and political scientist in Calgary) of A View from Calgary thinks I am a Reform/Alliance nut with hatred-based ideas. Is it hateful to believe a group that wants to maintain its heritage will take responsibility to do just that? He says all Albertan separatists have to be racists. Racism does not fit in with my support for equality of all citizens. He hints that we separatists are "White Anglo-Saxon Protestants who want to merge with Bush America and introduce the death penalty by swinging form a tree." I suppose a separatist is, by definition, protesting. However, I am not sure a Taoist qualifies as a Protestant. Merge with America? No thanks. I am not clear on how I can introduce the death penalty by swinging from a tree, and I support referendum for such life-altering and controversial issues. Chase out homosexuals – why? Why would I want to do that? I welcome people who want to prosper through their own work. That is why I support interest-free post-secondary education loans in exchange for five years of work in Alberta after graduation.

    The Separation Party of Alberta registered in May and ran 12 candidates in the November election. Getting even 30 votes in each riding would have been phenomenal – how many family and friends could each candidate count on?

    A couple of points from this separatist's hate-filled racist view: I want to know why people do not believe in a separate Alberta. Perhaps there is a legitimate reason or three that I have yet to learn. What do I know? I'm just a transplanted Torontonian who worked on campaigns for Liberal and NDP candidates before giving up on the faint hope that Ottawa actually wanted prosperity for all Canadians. For the rest of you, remember: Canada does have a faint hope clause!

    Mood Swing Rating - Very amused: 4,680 Peeves

    Monday, 06 June 2005

    Book Tag

    Like Bruce (Autonomous Source), a medical friend of mine once suggested that Ritalin might benefit from me. And Broad At Bat and Debbye both wondered if I can actually read. So here you go:

    Number of Books That I Own: Slightly over 500 that are unpacked. Hey, we only moved in a year ago.

    Last Book Bought: The Calgary White Pages. For the office. Before that, I bought my 2005 calendar book. For the office. Did I mention we already own over 500 unpacked books and the Mister has sorta suggested that I stop filling the library until we construct the appropriate building?

    Last Book Read: Like I only read one book at a time so not. In the last month I have read, or re-read:
    - The Alberta Budget (2005 edition). Sometimes I have trouble going to sleep.
    - "The Battle Over Bilingualism" (Russell Doern). After I found out the author committed suicide, I had to re-read this.
    - "1984" (George Orwell). After I found out there is no hope for change in government, I decided to prepare myself for the future in Canada.
    - "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (Douglas Adams). While reading "1984" I decided I needed some old-fashioned reality so naturally I turned to Douglas Adams.
    - "Getting to Yes" (Fisher, Ury, Patton). I was successful in deflecting a couple of potential lawsuits at work and The Boss asked me how I did that. I showed him a section in this book about recognizing and stopping manipulation, and from there, I had to re-read the entire book. Because of the Ritalin deficiency.
    - Two Dilbert books (Scott Adams). Because of the Ritalin deficiency and the potential lawsuits.

    Five Books That Mean A Lot To Me: I was going to say "How I Made A Million Dollars Selling Real Estate" five times, but I figured I'd have to draw pictures and craft lengthy explanations, so how about:
    - "The Art of War" (Sun Tzu). Every time I buy this book, someone just has to borrow it – and not return it – probably because they're using it as a doorstop or to prop up their kitchen table – which is not why I like it. If the concept of not going to war appeals to you, this is a great resource.
    - "Don't Oil The Squeaky Wheel" (Wolf Rinke). If you hate the "whatever for Dummies" style of writing, you'll hate this book, so don't read it. That means, should we have business dealings, you will be putty in my hands – putty, I tell you!
    - "Getting to Yes" (Fisher, Ury, Patton). A coupla Harvard dudes wrote "The Art of War" for our society and lifetimes. I particularly enjoy refreshing my knowledge of how people try to manipulate situations, and pleasant ways to handle such manipulation.
    - "The Tao of Leadership" (John Heider) originally published in 1985. "Impotent leaders capitalize on their position." "Confusing jargon is one sure sign of a leader who does not know how things happen." This book may not be an accurate interpretation of Tao Te Ching and that doesn't change how things happen or work when I reflect on this book.
    - "Project Blue Book" (Brad Steiger, editor). Come on, this is the original from 1976. What is not to love about owning this book?

    And now, today's lucky contest winners are:
    - The Mister because I'm sure he'll be thrilled at having more to do
    - Mr Light & Dark because he hasn't posted much lately & I'm sure he's been busy reading
    - tommygirl because she is a poohead who marks out for ecw (whatever the hell that means)
    - Romantiquette because she is also a poohead who marks out for ecw (whatever the hell that means again)
    - Cher_ because it is incredibly funny that someone is pretending to be Cher … (she is pretending, right?)

    Mood Swing Rating - Very amused: 5 Peeves

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