If I didn't already have the Internet, these ads would make me want to head for the hills call Shaw!
Mood Swing Rating - Vegging: 5 Peeves
Mood Swing Rating - Very WTF: 161 Peeves
Is it possible that "the studios" deliberately promote people with talent and with problems that are 80 - 90% guaranteed to become public knowledge and therefore attract public interest? Or are rehab, drunk driving and other destructive behaviours so mainstream that "the studios" don't consider them publicity fodder?
Mood Swing Rating - Neutral: 80/20 Peeves
Acrassicauda's blog, Heavy Metal in Baghdad
Mood Swing Rating - Pissed Off: 250 Peeves
A cheatin' spouse leaves clues. The more gullible the cheater believes you are, the less work s/he puts into hiding the cheatin'.
Some cheaters wipe information from their computer hard drives; some switch hard drives.
-He thinks you are stupid: He leaves the incriminating hard drive in full view.
-He thinks you are gullible and stupid: He spends several hours with his girlfriend every weekend, leaving you plenty of time to check out the incriminating hard drive.
Some cheaters use free email services so they can pick up and send email messages from remote locations.
-He thinks you are stupid: He uses the same password for all email services.
-He thinks you are gullible and stupid: He sends email to his girlfriend from the free email account and cc's you on the message.
Some cheaters prowl the internet for dates.
-He thinks you are stupid: He pays to get 'better access' at an otherwise-free internet dating site.
-He thinks you are gullible and stupid: He forgets to pay for renewing his 'better access' and has the site send the invoice to your email account.
Some cheaters get mobile phones and don't tell the cheated-on spouse about the mobile phone. To avoid getting invoices in the mail, some cheaters get "pay as you go" mobile phones.
Oh, that reminds me: Telus called. Your Pay and Talk account needs to be topped up.
Mood Swing Rating - Very Amused: 25 Peeves
Mood Swing Rating - Ow: 60 Peeves
Photos of the tornado and the aftermath at datalib.library.ualberta.ca/tornado from July 31 1987
Photos and story of the tornado known as Jesse Imeson at America's Most Wanted from July 2007.
There are at least two reasons men deliberately shave their heads when there is no medical reason for being bald. One, to reduce the amount of body hair labs can use for testing. Labs use hair to test for things like DNA and the use of illegal substances. Two, because the men think all the cool kids are doing it. Hands up, all those who believe reason one or reason two indicate a healthy outlook on life
Oh, and the vehicle stolen from the murdered couple could be heading to Alberta. Or to the States. Watch for a 2006 GMC Sierra that might still have Ontario plates JK8 334. The driver may be a whack job so just call the cops if you see the truck. For the love of gord, don't get into a road rage incident with the vehicle.
Mood Swing Rating - Waiting: 8334 Peeves
A construction crew is working on the building next door to where I work. This caused problems last week. They somehow managed to stop electricity from entering our offices. This situation lent weight to my theory that some beings in my office are, in fact, electronic clones of and not real human beings.
Shrillita pouted in the dark until Da Boss walked by. Then she shouted, "My computer is broken!"
Da Boss said, "Go see what you can do, Essay, I'm going to The Men's Room." He says, The Men's Room, as if he has an audience with the Pope and is going to The Vatican. Maybe he gets religion in there, I don't know What I do know is, it is dark in The Ladies' Room when there is no electricity, so I imagine it may also be dark in The Men's Room. No lights. No windows. What are the odds?
Can you guess what happened next?
a) Da Boss bellows from the hallowed ground that is The Men's Room: "Lord t'undering it's dark in here, what the hell happened?"
b) The file clerk figures she has some extra time so she tries to use the copier.
c) I light a candle in my office and invite everyone to a seance.
d) All of the above.
Mood Swing Rating - Channelling Houdini: 240 dark Peeves
Just for the record, I do not feel extra marital affairs are 'healthy.' In fact, if a spouse feels the need to engage in an affair, I feel that spouse needs to leave the marriage.
I do not have a whole lot of wiggle room on this issue. If that is judgmental, so be it.
Unsafe people behave in ways that make them dangerous to others. They appear to live the perfect life until something or someone challenges them, directly or innocently. Then it's “fight or flight” – they accuse or they run away.
Mood Swing Rating - Very Amused: 221 Peeves
“Mr. Wills, 50, surrendered to police in June, 2002, and the body of Ms. Mariani was found in a plastic garbage container in the basement of his Richmond Hill home. A baseball bat and other items were also inside the container. Her skull was fractured and a skipping rope had been wrapped around her throat three times. The defence maintains that Ms. Mariani died falling down stairs.” See here for more details.
Seriously, is this the best his defence lawyers can come up with?
Unsafe people lack empathy. They have needs. You don’t. You exist to fulfill their needs
Mood Swing Rating - Disbelief: 1997 Peeves
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