Books.........

Hmmmm did you say something Mrs.???

What’s that…….books………didn’t bring any with me …….what?????…….books……you want more books?……..you want me to go to the library and get you more books……..WHAT??????……….You want me to do some survey about what………BOOKS……….not in these pants……Have a lot of books at home……..WHAT……..

Ok dear, you asked for it……you want me to do a little survey thingy…….about books…….

Number of books that I own: Does one really own books, or just borrow them for a short while, to give away once we have finished reading them………..If I had to guess, I think that between us we probably have somewhere in the neighborhood of 5-600 maybe more…..do you want me to go and count them….thereby not doing this little survey……huh….huh

Last book I bought: Shit like I remember…..where was I…..oh yeah….. last book I bought…..Probably some techie book……or was it some kind of a novel………. Could have been Ready to Lead by Alan Price, or was it The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown…..you figure it out…….

Last book I read: Like I only read em one at a time…..lets see, there was The day B.C. quit Canada, a couple by W.E.B. Griffin,.

Five books that mean a lot to me: Only five……..shit that leaves a whole bunch out………

The book of Hiram and The Second Messiah: Christopher Knight and Robert Lomas

The Celestine Prophecy, The Celestine Vision, The Tenth Insight, and the Secret of Shambhala: James Redfield

I also remember reading a book on the Battle of Britain way back in Elementary school, I think I was the only one who ever took the book out of the library……

What?…….you want me to do what?……….I’m supposed to pass this on to 5 other people I know…….shit dear, you just sent it to all the people we know………

I’m not prepared to subject anybody else to this nonsense……….WHAT?………….